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The Rhymes of LENNOD McCARTHY

[IMAGE] When we asked for a photo of Lennod McCarthy this is what we got. Hmm.

LENNOD McCARTHY is a strange fish, he disassociates himself from everything he has ever written but still retains the copyright. He claims that were it not for John Lennon and Paul McCartney ripping off his name he would have made it big. He is not very forthcoming with information about himself but he did tell us that his main influences are Spike Milligan, Ivor Cutler, Edward Lear, Edwardian & Victorian nonsense rhyme and a pint or two of good beer. We shall be tapping Lennod for more information and some more rhymes.

The Rhymes of Lennod McCarthy are moving to Lennod's site in Singapore.
He is in the process of construction and can be located HERE

Check out his other site at GeoCities:
Lennod McCarthy's Short Stay Hotel

A Selection Of Rhymes by
LENNOD McCARTHY

PARP.

The cat sat on the carpet,
It had the wind,
But couldn't parp it.

JOSH.

Joshua Mackintosh
Demanded his nosh
From poor little Suzie
His favourite floozy.

She used to be posh,
But now she's awash,
From the bulge
From when she indulged.

Josh didn't do it,
He really blew it,
It was uncle Dwight
Who got it right.

The offspring dropped,
To the floor it flopped,
And breathed,
It was properly conceived.

Josh was starved,
The baby was carved,
He enjoyed his meal,
Never heard baby squeal.

FLINCH.

That's funny,
You flinched,
Was that your bottom I pinched.

CHAIR.

Look at the chair,
Just sitting there,
Like a chair.
Doesn't know why,
Doesn't really care,
Stupid bloody chair.

RON SNIPES.

Arriving From Dakota
In his large mega motor
Ron Snipes the band Promoter
Dropped in to say hallo-ter
His family and friends, so-ter
Take a keepsake pho-ter
So he could show-ter
Folks back home in Dakota

RABID FOLLY.

Once upon a dream
A Rabid cat
Frothing mouth sat
Tail twirling around
To the new found sound
Of the whirling pool
Below the fall
Of the silvery stream

FISH
Fish swim in the ocean
Wet to the gills in devotion

DOROTHY
Dorothy Pigmeat had nothing on me.
I had nothing on either.

Lennod McCarthy's Favourite Links
Salvador Dali

The works of M.C.Escher

Other Poets

Jennifer Susan Faught
Recommended

Dylan Thomas
Tribute To The Great Welsh Poet

Bean's Poetry

The Works Of Ivor Cutler
&
Ivor Cutler
Brilliant Eccentric Scottish Poet

Contact Lennod McCarthy Here
lennod.mccarthy@POBoxes.com

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The Rhymes of LENNOD McCARTHY

A Selection Of Rhymes by LENNOD McCARTHY

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A Selection Of Rhymes by
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