TED OL$ON
| Real Name: | Ted Olson |
| Age: | 19 |
| Location: | Annapolis, Maryland, USA and San Diego, California, USA. |
| Day Job: | Student at United States Naval Academy |
| Joined the List: | September '97 |
| Favourite Dance Bands: | Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, Propellerheads, Prodigy |
| Favourite Other Bands: | Beastie Boys, Beck, NOFX, Blink182, Propagandhi |
| Favourite Club: | SOMA |
| Favourite Drink: | H2O |
