Hypecadet
| Real Name: | Jon Gage |
| Age: | 21 |
| Location: | Oakville,Ontario, Canada. |
| Day Job: | Computer programming student at Sheridan College |
| Joined the List: | June '96 |
| Favourite Dance Bands: | Moby, Death In Vegas, The Chemmies |
| Favourite Other Bands: | Nine Inch Nails, Pigface, Bomb The Bass |
| Favourite Club: | Power Bar (Toronto) |
| Favourite Drink: | Anything Alcoholic (Ethyl or isopropal baby) |
