Ze-a sfeedeesh cheff pege-a, Bork Bork Bork

Vhet is zee sveedeesh cheff?

Remember zee mooppets, vell zee sveedeesh cheff is zee seme-a sveedeesh cheff frum zee clesseec T.F. prugrem. (poot ze-a cheekee in de-a oofee).
Zee incheffereezer is a prugrem thet cunferts ESCII text tu muck sveeedeesh.

Tu feeoo thees pege-a trunsleted in muck sveedeesh cleeck here-a.
Tu feeoo thees pege-a in nurmel text cleeck here-a. Bork Bork Bork!

Zee best plece-a tu feend oooot ebuoot zee cheff is tu reed zee FEQ (meeenteined by T. Ireek Broone-a). Bork Bork Bork! Oor better yet reed zee USENET noos gruoop. Bork Bork Bork! elt.sveedeesh.cheff.bork.bork.bork. Bork Bork Bork!

Vhet is thees museeec pege-a zeen?

Its a museeec ferseeun ooff zee sveedeesh cheff prugrem, vheech is efeeeleble-a fur must pletffurms. Must pusts tu zee a.s.c.b.b.b noos gruoop ere-a ebuoot peule-a vunteeng zee cheff fur zeeur system. Bork Bork Bork! Thees museeec ferseeun lets yuoo try zee cheff.

Instunt Chiff!! Brund Spunkeeng Niv!!
Lets feesit zee cheff zeen
Peectoores und suoond feeles ooff zee cheff
I vunt zee cheff fur my system.
Feeoo zee cheffs steteestics.
Leefe-a / Reed sooggesshuns.

Bork Bork Bork!

Steven Carr / sac1@stir.ac.uk