Ze-a sfeedeesh cheff pege-a, Bork Bork Bork

Vhet is zee sveedeesh cheff?

Remember zee mooppets, vell zee sveedeesh cheff is zee seme-a sveedeesh cheff frum zee clesseec T.F. prugrem. (poot ze-a cheekee in de-a oofee).
Zee incheffereezer is a prugrem thet cunferts ESCII text tu muck sveeedeesh.

Tu feeoo thees pege-a trunsleted in muck sveedeesh cleeck here-a.
Tu feeoo thees pege-a in nurmel text cleeck here-a. Bork Bork Bork!

Zee best plece-a tu feend oooot ebuoot zee cheff is tu reed zee FEQ (meeenteined by T. Ireek Broone-a). Bork Bork Bork! Oor better yet reed zee USENET noos gruoop. Bork Bork Bork! elt.sveedeesh.cheff.bork.bork.bork. Bork Bork Bork!

Vhet is thees museeec pege-a zeen?

Its a museeec ferseeun ooff zee sveedeesh cheff prugrem, vheech is efeeeleble-a fur must pletffurms. Must pusts tu zee a.s.c.b.b.b noos gruoop ere-a ebuoot peule-a vunteeng zee cheff fur zeeur system. Bork Bork Bork! Thees museeec ferseeun lets yuoo try zee cheff. Bork Bork Bork!
Steven Carr / sac1@stir.ac.uk