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Hi, The chef has now moved and I have started a new suggestions box.
The old suggestions are stilll available.
Hopefully everything should be back in working order, but if
any of the links dont work, please email me and Ill fix them.
Im currently thinking of a way to have a converter that will dynamically
translate your mosaic pages and display them in mock chef speak.
So following a link will retreive the page convert it and then display it.
Should be comming soon. Hope you enjoy the chef.
From :- sac@cs.stir.ac.uk
Check out the Muppets home page, it has some Chef stuff.
Find it using Yahoo.
From :- falcon@ucla.edu
Hi,
Awesome web page, Has anyone got Eliza source, so we could
set up a Sveedish psychiatrist, who'll talk back to us?
Also, anyone tried running chef-speak through the Creative
Labs' speech synth on an AWE32? Good for a laugh!
Now, to the point, I _really_ need a picture of Beaker,
the lab assistant, and a sample of his 'voice', it goes
'meemeememmeeemeemeeeeeee....aaarrrgh' a lot, if I remember
right. If anyone out there has such a thing, there's milk
+ cookies in it for you *8-)
Steve
From :- steve@sj.co.uk
Hi
I don't have a suggestion, I just wanted to try this out.
I love ze chef!
Stephanie C
From :- norman@mail.durham.net
The chef is the man but I'd like to see him in Windows.
From :- kvansant@nando.net
I think I have some OLD ELIZA source code...It's written in GWBASIC 2.1 I think...I'll have a look around. Kick-ass idea!!
-The Digital Caveman
"To know recursion, you must first know recursion."
-unknown
From :- Anonymous
The chef has recipes for everything, does he have a recipe
on how to covert .au files to .wav? (this should be funny)
From :- iac@tangle.org
What a fabulous page! I didn't realise that other people felt
this way about the sveedish chef (bork bork bork). He is
definitely my favourite muppet, keep up the great work!
Peggy the mad radish, Sydney Australia
From :- sorry, I don't have one
Hey, Just visited your chef page. Great work. It was badly
needed. How about a page about that mad scientist and
beaker, you know the lad who goes ME ME ME ME ME ME in a real
high voice.
Cheer's anyway and keep up the good work.
Brian O Connell
From :- 0020424s@bodkin.ucg.ie
From :- Thank you for this page dedicated to the funniest of all the muppets. I'd like to suggest a chef quote, if you can find it: The scene in "The Muppet Movie" when the film breaks, and the chef says something akin to: "Oomina Buninda Flim Floopfloopfloopfloop!" I crack up every single time I hear that. Thanks - Clay, Arlington, TX
I noticed that on your "mock sweedish" page, you had a "<"
on your link button for "view the chef's statistics".
It isn't a very big deal, but I did find it to be slightly
annoying. Other than that, from what I saw... Excellent
job!
From :- coopea@abraham.ccaa.edu
Man, is it ever hard to find this place. Most of the links are for:
http://www.cs.stir.ac.uk/~sac06/ etc. It would be great if you could change this
Keep on Borkn' :>
From :- ksuwala@uvaix.uvic.ca
This is good yar
bork bork bork
but the FTP dosn't work
From :- ahighton@pine.shu.acu
What happened to Croonchy Stars, the Swedish Chef's cereal?
From :- Anonymous user
Hello. I am Svedeesh. In fact I am from "Svede" ! (Bork!
Bork! Bork!) I like your page very much. I showed my mother,
who didn't know what the Vurld Veede-a Veb vas. She loved it
And in Svede, we really do Eat Cheeckee cooked in th oofee
From :- pierson@umt.edu
You should try to make the processing spped of the gif and sound files faster.
I waited 5 minutes to get 54% of a wav file! Then again, I don't know a whole lot
about computer memory, so It might be this computer center's fault.
If it is, disregard my statement!!
From :- gmitchel@emuvax.emich.edu
We definately need a Dr. honeydew and Beaker home page!
From :- whitenac@student.uiuc.edu
My entire web space can be viewed in mock swedish, either by navigating to Sereh-Lund from my home page (http://www.maxm.com/users/selkins/sarah.html) or going directly to http://www.maxm.com/users/selkins/sveedish-sarah.html). Have fun!
Sarah (selkins@maxm.com, selkins@freenet.vcu.edu)
ps whatever happened with Eliza? I thought it was a great suggestion to combine Eliza with the chef.
From :- selkins@freenet.vcu.edu
From :- Anonymous user
Couldn't if be possible that he says bort instead of bork?
Bort in swedish would mean away and he says bort bort bort and throws away his spoon.
Doesn't this make sense?
From :- nice@thon.csb.ki.se
More borking!
BORK BORK BORK!
From :- goblin@voicenet.com
Zee "Instunt Cheff" stooffff ves zee must evsume-a thet I hefe-a ifer seee! Joost Greet!!!
Bork Bork Bork!
From :- fltman@cygnus.big.hfb.se
It seems as if the graphic you use for the homepage is a
bit corrupt... you may wish to check it (the system I use
does not load this file properly... and larger pictures
from other sites load fine).
Hope to see this prob corrected- Thanx!
From :- coopea@abraham.ccaa.edu
I have a question: What's a "bork"?
I'm new to the zveedish chef... :-)
From :- nozzij@pa.net
Dues unyune-a knoo iff Uneemel hes hees oovn hume-a pege
I vunt tu geefe-a heem presents.
Bork Bork Bork!
From :- hokan@Dircon.co.uk
Zee Lest Theengs Uny Mun Vuoold Ifer Sey:
10) I theenk Berry Muneeloo is oone-a cuul muzeerffoocker.
Bork Bork Bork!
9) Vheele-a I'm up, cun I get yuoo a beer?
8) I theenk heury bootts ere-a reelly Boouncie Boouncie!y.
Bork Bork Bork!
7) Her teets ere-a joost tuu beeg.
Bork Bork Bork!
6) Sumeteemes I joost vunt tu be-a held.
Bork Bork Bork!
5) Thet cheeck oon Moorder She-a Vrute-a geefes me-a a vuudy.
Bork Bork Bork!
4) Soore-a I'd lufe-a tu veer a cundum.
Bork Bork Bork!
3) Ve-a hefen't beee tu zee mell fur eges, let's gu shuppeeng und I cun
huld yuoor poorse-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
2) Foock Mundey Neeght Fuutbell, let's vetch Moorphy Broon.
Bork Bork Bork!
1) I theenk ve-a ere-a lust, ve-a better pooll oofer unds esk fur
durecshuns.
From :- hokan@Dircon.co.uk
How about some recipies from the Swedish Chef?
From :- cw6929f93
How about a borkifier that returns a WAV-bork-file....
From :- mb488@hi.ft.hse.nl
As I understand it, the Chef (may he live forever) speaks not Mock Swedish, but rather Mock Chinese. This fact is from the FAQ on the Swedish Chef Newsgroup.
From :- BlackieH@aol.com
Learn to speak GOOD English.
From :- Anonymous user
You should make the Swedish cheif talk.
I mean over the sound card and speakers
From :- rlbook@crystal.palace.net
Hey great stuff! Made the whole company laugh when I played the chef with the speakers turned up max. (... and it's a Swedish company...)
From :- info@lagerkvist.pi.se
Wow, what a great page. Try and get them sounds to work though. You might try using Brian's Sound Tool. It's Mac only, but it can handle most anything, and it's free. I like the chefferizing interactive portion. Try and see what it does to "Chewbacca". So long Swedish brother
Andrew
andrewm675@aol.com
wookiee1@ix.netcom.com
From :- andrewm675Aaol.com
I hate to bring this up, and you'll probably curse me for this, but
there were some spelling mistakes here, especially in
the chef statistics page.
If you want to chew me out, I'm at finwizard@earthlink.net
From :- finwizard@earthlink.net
Your Chef's speech and his opening can be heard normally if
you set it to 11.1 kHz and(by click the graph curve like
button) setting it to 2's comp
From :- quistor@u.washington.edu
I LOVE this site! I will add the URL to my homepage:
http://www.lookup.com/Homepages/51157/home.html
From :- lchilds@ctaeng.com
The video "Muppet Family Christmas" has lots of great
moments for the S.C. -- check it out. Do you know where
I can get a color poster of him?
From :- chrisoc@ims.advantis.com
Hi Steve. The chef is totally mad! I like the web pages
displayed in Sweedish too.
From :- csb@cs.stir.ac.uk
Great page! How about more .wav files? Thanks!
Mark Nielsen, better known as markn@uidaho.edu
From :- markn@uidaho.edu
Go english its easier to read!
From :- Anonymous user
Go english its easier to read
From :- Anonymous user
Dear Chef,
I am a single woman who loves to cook. How can a meet
a single man who likes to cook as well?
From :- sjp647s@nic.smsu.edu
If you want to find more Sweedish Chef pictures, there are
a lot on the Muppet Calendar CD-Rom
From :- tcm@nwdc.com
I think this is cool
From :- Anonymous user
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
From :- Anonymous user
mts@ cats.ucsc.edu
nice. VERY nice
i tried to download it, but it didn't work, please help.
thank you very much though
love
mike
From :- mts@cats.ucsc.edu
this is a pretty neato page. expand to the fish man and other odd, not too well known muppets.8>P
From :- markg@txdirect.net
this is a pretty neato page. expand to the fish man and other odd, not too well known muppets.8-P
From :- markg@txdirect.net
Poot de cheeken in de oovan! I like Pinky and the Brain too, but this is way cool!
The .WAV file converter is a good idea, but I think it would take too much programming.
BORK! OMINDA BUNINDA FILM FLOOPFLOOPFLOOP! NARF! Well, I think so Brain, but I can't memorize the whole Yiddish Opera!
A Dr. Honeydew and Beaker site would be cool. and a Beaker text converter would be pretty neat.(turns everything into MEE MEE MEE over and over!)
I have no e-mail address, and am repling via the San Francisco Public Library.
From :- None MGL!
Dude, you probably don't read these suggestions, but thanks a lot.
I laughed my ass off. You realize that you MUST get some Croonchy
Sters on the page. You have to. I used to beg for that commercial
when I was little, because it's so funny. Try writing to the
cereal company and see if they can email you an MPEG of the 30 second
commercial. It wouldn't be much nore than 3 MB. We'd all love to
have it back. BORK BORK BORK!
From :- jbilicki@ucla.edu
This Chef Guy RULES
From :- Anonymous user
From :- Anonymous user
Just saw in the paper that the Muppets are coming back
in a new TV program this year.
From :- drietow@aloha.ne