REVIEW: THE ADVENTURES OF PINOCCHIO (1996)


                                                                                
                           THE ADVENTURES OF PINOCCHIO                          
                       A film review by James Berardinelli                      
                        Copyright 1996 James Berardinelli                       
                                                                                
RATING (0 TO 10): 5.5                                                           
Alternative Scale: ** out of ****                                               
                                                                                
United States, 1996                                                             
Release date: 7/26/96 (wide)                                                    
Running Length: 1:36                                                            
MPAA Classification: G                                                          
Theatrical Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1                                                 
                                                                                
Cast: Martin Landau, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Genevieve Bujold, Udo Kier,        
      Bebe Neuwirth, Rob Schneider                                              
Director: Steve Barron                                                          
Producers: Raju Patel and Jeffrey Sneller                                       
Screenplay: Sherry Mills, Steve Barron, Tom Benedek, and Barry Berman           
Cinematography: Juan Ruiz Anchia                                                
Music: Pachel Portman                                                           
U.S. Distributor: New Line Cinema                                               
                                                                                
     There's an old adage that states:  "Just because something can be          
done doesn't mean it should be done."  Director Steve Barron (THE               
CONEHEADS) might have been advised to pay attention to this saying.             
There's no reason why movie audiences need a live action retelling of           
the story immortalized in 1940 by the animators at Disney.  Not only is         
the original PINOCCHIO (based on the satirical work by C. Collodi) a            
motion picture classic, but it makes this dull, feeble re-telling look          
like the product of second-rate hacks.                                          
                                                                                
     As in the Disney version, we're introduced to the kindly                   
puppetmaker, Gepetto (Martin Landau), who lives alone with his                  
creations.  One day, he carves a little boy out of a magical log, and           
Pinocchio (voiced by Jonathan Taylor Thomas) comes to life -- literally.        
At first, Gepetto is understandably surprised by this turn of events,           
but his shock turns to delight when the wooden boy calls him "papa".            
Like all children, Pinocchio is imbued with curiosity, and it soon gets         
him into trouble.  Before long, he is being pursued by the two evil             
lackeys (Bebe Neuwirth and Rob Schneider) of a nasty puppeteer (Udo             
Kier).  This leads to scenes on an island where bad boys become donkeys,        
and in the belly of a whale.                                                    
                                                                                
     When I was young, PINOCCHIO was my favorite Disney animated film.          
It was, I thought, a perfect blend of adventure, fantasy, and                   
excitement.  Even now, amidst quantum advances in animation, the scenes         
with the whale never fail to impress.  And then there's Jimney Cricket,         
one of Disney's best-ever sidekicks.  His rendition of "When You Wish           
Upon a Star" (obviously absent from this new version) is a highlight.           
PINOCCHIO is no less magical today than it was in 1940.  And magic is           
precisely the quality missing from New Line Cinema's THE ADVENTURES OF          
PINOCCHIO.                                                                      
                                                                                
     When everything is animated, it's easy to accept all that                  
transpires during this tale.  However, put live actors on screen with an        
animatronic puppet, and, suddenly, there's an issue of credibility.  No         
matter how cute and imaginative this Pinocchio is, it never seems real.         
It's a walking visual effect, and the slight imperfections visible in           
the manner by which it is brought to life are painfully apparent.  In           
large part because of this, it's difficult to be drawn into the film's          
reality.                                                                        
                                                                                
     The only actor who isn't completely wasted is Martin Landau, whose         
performance as Gepetto is one of the film's few high points.  Jonathan          
Taylor Thomas is Pinocchio, but, mercifully, the young star's on-screen         
time is limited to a few scenes near the end.  Genevieve Bujold is              
completely wasted as Leona, Gepetto's long-time love.  In place of the          
unforgettable Jimney Cricket, this version gives us Pepe the                    
grasshopper, a philosophizing insect whose voice is provided by David           
Doyle.                                                                          
                                                                                
     THE ADVENTURES OF PINOCCHIO offers parents an obvious source of            
midsummer entertainment for their offspring.  Alas, this is a pale              
imitation of what has come before, and yet another example of                   
Hollywood's unwillingness to strike out in new directions.  This                
PINOCCHIO is representative of the mentality that has studios finding a         
comfortable, well-worn niche and hunkering down in its relative safety.         
So, although this particular stringless puppet might be transformed into        
a real live boy, he's stuck in a movie that's more pointless than               
lively.                                                                         
                                                                                
- James Berardinelli                                                            
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