ON SCREEN: MST3K: The Movie


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eye WEEKLY                                               July 25, 1996          
Toronto's arts newspaper                      .....free every Thursday          
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ON SCREEN                                                    ON SCREEN          
                                                                                
                MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000: THE MOVIE                         
                                                                                
Starring Trace Beaulieu and Michael J. Nelson. Written by Michael J.            
Nelson, Trace Beaulieu, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy, Mary Jo Pehl, Paul            
Chaplin and Bridget Jones. Directed by Jim Mallon.  July 27, 11:30              
p.m. and July 29, 9:30 p.m. Bloor Cinema, 506 Bloor St. W., 532-6677.           
                                                                                
                           (eeee of 5 eyes)                                     
                                                                                
                                  by                                            
                            ALEX PATTERSON                                      
                                                                                
Until now, Canadians have been deprived of a right Americans enjoy.             
No, not a 3:55 a.m. last call, or newspapers without the words                  
"constitutional crisis." It's the freedom to watch a grown man and two          
crummy-looking robots heckle, harangue, harass, satirize, deride and            
otherwise insult the living Jesus out of ancient exploitation movies.           
It's a TV show called Mystery Science Theater 3000, a long-running              
cable sensation that has been mysteriously unavailable north of the             
border. Now, Canada's about to be let in on the joke -- not through             
the weekly series, but through its big-screen debut, Mystery Science            
Theater 3000: The Movie.                                                        
                                                                                
How's this for high-concept: Mike (Michael J. Nelson) has been                  
unwillingly shot into space by the mad Dr. Forrester (Trace Beaulieu),          
who forces him to endure ghastly, grade-Z garbage -- Ed Wood, Steeve            
Reeves, Godzilla Vs. Gamera, etc. -- for a sadistic experiment in               
mind-control. To fight back, Mike hauls along a couple of low-tech              
'bots, Crow (Beaulieu again) and Tom Servo (Kevin Murphy), into the             
screening room with him. Silhouettes of their heads run along the               
bottom of the frame as the trio supply a stunningly vicious play-by-            
play, making massively clever wisecracks at the expense of the dreck            
Dr. F. compels them to view.                                                    
                                                                                
In other words, MST3K is manna from heaven for overeducated couch-              
weenies, giving them all the pulpy goodness of bad movies plus the              
inspired lunacy of a running-commentary. Now, none of this would work           
if the gags weren't good. But they are -- and abundant, too (an                 
estimated 700 per two-hour broadcast). Which means that if a few                
should fail, well, there's always a bunch more heading down the pike.           
                                                                                
This radical interpretation of the term "Separate Audio Portion" has            
won a fierce following: the 60,000-member fan club ("MiSTies") holds            
its second "ConventioCon and ExpoFest-A-Rama" this Labor Day at MST             
headquarters in Minneapolis, Minn. And it may even serve some larger            
social purpose: their (I promised myself I'd never use this word)               
deconstruction represents a (here's another term I hate) close reading          
of the text that promotes media-literacy by making audiences think              
critically about what they're seeing.                                           
                                                                                
MST's astronaut (and co-creator) Mike Nelson explains it: "Our fans             
have come up with a term for what we do: 'MiSTing,' and we're proud to          
have our name attached to the process." Yet because their "job is to            
point out, even if it's obvious, how absurd and dated some of these             
ideas are," the salutary effect of this brand of comedy is rather to            
demystify.                                                                      
                                                                                
"But when we're really clicking," Nelson humbly adds, "we're merely             
giving voice to what people are thinking anyway. Although the pictures          
we do are mostly old and contain things that are really dated, our aim          
tends to be more towards Hollywood in general. It's something like              
being a real-time film critic."                                                 
                                                                                
In Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, the opus under scrutiny is          
1954's This Island Earth. It's a daring choice: not the defenseless             
shlock they usually rip to shreds, but a Universal Pictures production          
in Technicolor that is, in some quarters, highly regarded.                      
                                                                                
Budget and status aside, however, This Island Earth is pretty                   
ludicrous: snowy-haired aliens hijacking Earthling eggheads to save             
their war-torn planet from destruction. And MST's shadowy jeering-              
section is in fine form. The robotic riffage from the peanut gallery            
attacks Earth's inanities with merciless abandon, and the nonstop               
mockery is, for the most part, hilarious.                                       
                                                                                
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie is one of the funniest                  
releases of the year. Sure, it's disrespectful -- but, hey, This                
Island Earth deserves a good tongue-lashing. And Mike, Crow and Tom             
Servo are just the weenies to deliver it.                                       
                                                                                
This is the first of a month-long series on campy, hot-weather                  
entertainment. Three episodes of the MST TV show are now available at           
select video stores. MST3K Fan Club: P.O. Box 5525, Hopkins, MN 55343,          
USA.                                                                            
                                                                                
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