ON SCREEN: Joe's Apartment


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eye WEEKLY                                              August 1, 1996          
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ON SCREEN                                                    ON SCREEN          
                                                                                
                           JOE'S APARTMENT                                      
                                                                                
Starring Jerry O'Connell and Megan Ward. Written and directed by John           
Payson. (PG)                                                                    
                                                                                
                           (eee of 5 eyes)                                      
                                                                                
                                  by                                            
                            Alex Patterson                                      
                                                                                
The cockroach is the most despised insect on earth, a creature even             
Albert Schweitzer couldn't resist squashing. Folks who'll line up to            
watch a psycho-killer on a head-pulling rampage still cringe at the             
sight of these minute monsters. (I think it's the antennae that do              
it.) So be warned: in Joe's Apartment, the hero shares his place with           
approximately 20,000 of the revolting little brown guys.                        
                                                                                
If the prospect of bugs in cornflakes upsets you, stop reading now. On          
the other hand, if you like the idea of foul-mouthed, wise-cracking             
roaches (All-singing! All-dancing! All-swearing!) choreographed into            
Busby Berkeley routines -- not to mention more toilet humor (horse              
manure, urinal cakes) than a Jim Carrey triple-feature -- you're in             
for an infestation of laughs.                                                   
                                                                                
In the opening frames, Joe (Jerry O'Connell, one of the Stand By Me             
kids) arrives in New York from Iowa, and nabs a filthy flat in the              
punks-and-panhandlers East Village. He also finds his dream girl                
(Megan Ward), a pretty idealist intent on transforming an Avenue B              
bombsite into a community garden. But everything's a no-go until Joe's          
live-in vermin -- as intractable as the Teamsters and almost as ugly -          
- grant their permission. In this film, cucarachas aren't waiting for           
a nuclear holocaust, they already rule the planet.                              
                                                                                
With its spectacular digital trickery, its mondo-disgusto sensibility           
and its weird cameos (crooner Don Ho, Man From U.N.C.L.E.'s Robert              
Vaughn), writer-director John Payson's popular MTV short makes its              
transition to the big screen surprisingly successfully. I would have            
rated it more than three eyeballs had I not noticed that most of the            
audience wasn't enjoying it as much as I was. Despite being funnier             
and scarier than The Frighteners, I suspect Joe's Apartment is a movie          
many people would rather smack with a shoe.                                     
                                                                                
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